Age 42, Male
Joined on 1/12/12
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Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You found the hidden skull!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You found the magical shrunken head!